Bombshells of the Week
Pouty Blond Sex Goddesses
Supermodel Claudia Schiffer and actress-turned-animal activist Brigitte Bardot are looking hot to publishers since their memoirs were hawked at the recent Frankfurt Book Fair.
First Lines Of The Week
”I didn’t attend my funeral, but I’ve seen the video a number of times.” — Dementia, by Michael A. Stackpole