The funniest TV quotes for the week of Sept. 30

By EW Staff
September 30, 1994 at 04:00 AM EDT

”You analyze everything to death. You could learn a big lesson from this dog here. You know what makes him happy? A sock!” –Martin Crane (John Mahoney) to his son (Kelsey Grammer), on Frasier

”When you’re as ugly as I am, you can’t constrain yourself to just one (political) party.” –James Carville, explaining why he married Mary Matalin, on Larry King Live

”Greg Norman dropped out of the President’s Cup….He said he had a bad case of hemorrhoids. I just want to say to Greg: Too much information.” –Jon Stewart

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