The funniest TV quotes for the week of Sept. 23

By EW Staff
September 23, 1994 at 04:00 AM EDT

”Since Homicide, (his) attitude has really changed. Stand-ups who think they’re f — -in’ actors make me sick.” –Larry Sanders (Garry Shandling) on Richard Belzer

”You call this healthy? I have a gun on you. And my baby sister is jumping out of windows on her wedding day. We are a mess.” -Alison’s sister, Meredith (Tracy Nelson), confronting her abusive father, on Melrose Place

”I got in front of this huge mirror (with) my BVDs and these high heels on and found much to my surprise that I have one of the most gorgeous pairs of legs.” –Danny Aiello on preparing for his Pret-a-Porter role, on Later