It’s almost time to replace your 1993 calendar, but before you run out to buy Days of Our Lives‘ 1994 Candid Calendar, there are a few things you should know. First of all, these people simply wear too much clothing! Do you know people who ”candidly” stand around in evening wear? Lisa Rinna (who plays hot, pouty Billie) appears in a photo so tame she makes the month of August seem cool. And what a waste to have Drake Hogestyn (John the bod) in a T-shirt. Plus, many of these very posed photos look like they were shot through mayonnaise. I’m no grinch, but as stocking stuffers go, this calendar is barely better than a lump of coal. (At least it lists the stars’ birthdays.) One good thing: This wasn’t entirely a vanity project. As conceived by Days costar Deidre Hall, all proceeds go to family charities (the calendar costs $15; call 310-289-1116).