By EW Staff
Updated July 16, 1993 at 04:00 AM EDT

”You know who’s probably mad about it-Kramer from Seinfeld. He’s probably walking around saying, ‘I didn’t know she liked hair like that! I could have had a shot at her!”’-Arsenio Hall, on the marriage of Lyle Lovett to Julia Roberts ”You’re not getting Leno money, are you? I hear he’s getting f — -ed!” -Rip Torn as producer Artie on The Larry Sanders Show, asking Larry about his contract renegotiations

”So if I’m feeling down, I think about how many little kids are out there that are like, ‘Yo! Yo! I want his autograph…’ And that kind of puts a smile on my face.”-Eric Nies, on MTV’s The Real World