By EW Staff
Updated July 09, 1993 at 04:00 AM EDT

”If any more clinton relatives come out of the woodwork, they’re gonna have to change the presidential theme from ‘Hail to the Chief’ to ‘We Are Family.”’-Jay Leno

”…In Brookline, Mass., this week…they had a funeral for a 100-year-old elm tree that died. Here’s my question: When a plant dies, do you bring flowers?” -Leno

”He couldn’t be nicer. Unless he chose to make me his wife, and that would make him just perfect.” -Sarah Jessica Parker speaking of her boyfriend, Matthew Broderick, on Letterman

”If GE had a sense of humor, they’d send a guy in here right now to fire me.” -David Letterman, on his last NBC show