See what movie and TV lines made our list

”I could never be a woman, because I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.”
Steve Martin as Harris K. Telemacher in L.A. Story

”Grow up, Fleischman! For once in your life, can’t you think of something besides your own selfish concerns?”
Janine Turner as Maggie O’Connell on Northern Exposure

”No, frankly, I can’t.”
Rob Morrow as Joel Fleischman

”You be sweet to your wife and kids, especially your wife. My husband wasn’t sweet to me, and look how I’ve turned out.”
Geena Davis as Thelma, before locking a cop in his car trunk in Thelma & Louise

”This is my costume. I’m a homicidal maniac. They look like everyone else.”
Christina Ricci as Wednesday in The Addams Family, explaining why she hasn’t dressed up for Halloween

”That’s the kind of cheap shot a little worm like you would make. You could use a little plastic surgery yourself.”
David Duke, when asked about his cosmetic surgery by Michael Kinsley on CNN’s Crossfire

”When are you going to come to me with something with a little relevance, something with a little social conscience, something that doesn’t have a Roman numeral in the title. You never hear of Hamlet III, Midsummer Night’s IV?”
Michael J. Fox as Nick Lang in The Hard Way

”Some of the issues that touch on race and class might leave them wondering what the hell is going on. It’s not the type of discussion they toss around the dinner table.”
Ron Reagan, when asked how his parents would react to his syndicated talkfest, the short-lived Ron Reagan Show

”A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.”

”I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner.”
Anthony Hopkins as Hannibal Lecter in The Silence of the Lambs

”Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans! No more merciful beheadings! And cancel Christmas!”
Alan Rickman as the Sheriff of Nottingham in Robin Hood

”I have never been so repulsed by someone mentally and so attracted to them physically at the same time. It’s like my brain is facing my penis in a chess game. And I’m letting him win.”
Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld

”I need a vacation.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger in Terminator 2