By Doug Brod
Updated December 06, 1991 at 05:00 AM EST

Wisecracking rebel John Stamos, sporting a disco coif unlikely for 1939, leads an Army biker cavalry against the Nazis in Born To Ride, a hog-bound Hogan’s Heroes. An anachronistic rock soundtrack adds to the disregard for verisimilitude that renders this film a big failure on the most basic dramatic level. D+