A list of fake books not to read while basking in the sand

Zirconia: The Poor Orphan Who Never Became an Heiress

All I Need to Know I Learned in the Men’s Room

The Eat Less and Exercise More Diet

How to Stay Single

Cold Sores: The Home Cure

How to Lose Your Shirt in the Stock Market

Bigger Thighs in 30 Days

The Bald Spy Who Had Ulcers

Conquering Depression for the Fat, Broke, and Single