Nick Romano
April 21, 2017 at 08:09 AM EDT

“Who says America doesn’t invent anything anymore?” Jimmy Kimmel asked his audience on Thursday night as he railed against “Starbucks’ latest abomination,” the Unicorn Frappuccino.

“It’s the first frappuccino that looks like a windbreaker from the ‘80s,” he said. “It’s got pink powder, mango syrup, sour blue drizzle, and all sorts of other stuff. It’s got everything but coffee in it.”

If you’re one of those coffee consumers disgusted by this creation, Kimmel has a beverage “designed specifically to suit our troubled time,” the F–k-It-Ccino. According to the late-night host’s spoof ad, the drink is “made with Starbucks premium coffee, pancake batter, chocolate frosting, french fries, vodka, and Lexapro — everything you need to forget about life for six minutes.”

Learn about the F–k-It-Ccino in the clip above.

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