Actors lie for a living. As much as Method types like to talk about getting to the truth of a character and no matter how much Will Smith insists he has never met Jared Leto because he was the Joker the entire time, it’s still a very elaborately constructed fiction. Everything, from the written lines to the artificial sets to the very nature of the characters themselves to the canned quotes the actors are forced to give about how great a project is (even though it’s clearly garbage), is a complete and utter deceit.
There’s a very slim chance that Stewart’s line about there being no such thing as a good lie was actually a meta gag, but the fact that there is still a chance it was is one of the reasons The Grinder works so well and elevates it above other high-concept sitcoms currently taking up airwave space. This week’s episode opens, once again, on a rerun of The Grinder (which, it should be noted, is shown constantly in 170 countries). Dean talks about the struggles he had to go through to shoot one of those classic cop show scenes wherein people just confess for no reason (which is the third act of roughly 71 percent of all episodes of Law & Order) and says that the Grinder believes in the truth but also believes in justice, and a lie to get to the latter is always okay. Stewart disagrees and asks Dean not to use episodes of his old show to teach his son, Ethan, lessons about morality. “Would you rather he learn it on the streets?” Dean asks.
The current crop of television dramas tends to deal in big lies, like Olivia Pope’s affair with the president or the dirty deeds Gordon has done in the name of morally ambiguous justice on Gotham. But this week’s The Grinder is knee-deep in the white lies that everybody tells just to get through the day. Somebody has deleted the latest episode of Ray Donovan from the DVR, which upsets Stew and Deb (even though, as Ethan points out, it’s available on demand). But nobody claims the blame for deleting it, so both Ethan and his sister, Lizzie, get grounded. “Two siblings, pitted against each other in a battle of consciences. Who will prevail?” Dean helpfully narrates. In fact, the conflict dredges up an old tale: Once when they were kids, Stewart’s bedroom window was broken, and though he always claimed that Dean was responsible for it, Stewart was the one punished.
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It’s a conflict that has stuck with both brothers for two decades and finds itself being played out in this week’s case. The firm is working on a simple personal injury suit, but what seemed like an open-and-shut affair has a new wrinkle: the defense counsel discovered that the victim had a pre-existing injury that might allow them to wriggle out of paying a $900 medical bill. Stewart is willing to allow that sometimes these things just happen, but Dean believes there is a mole at the office, and he’s particularly convinced that said informant is Claire. His logic? “She’s a new hire; she worked for the other side; she refuses to sleep with me,” he explains to Stewart in the middle of the night. “It adds up! It adds way up.”
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