The final half dozen chefs pile into Chaya restaurant in downtown Los Angeles. Derrick’s leading the pack, though I didn’t recognize him at first because he has sleeves! And a jacket! And a tie! Tonight’s the restaurant takeover, which you probably figured out if you watched the episode or read the above headline. This arduous task “will either beat the dream of being a chef right out of you or turn you into one in 90 minutes,” says Nick. Stephen and Derrick are captains, which is perfect for Derrick who has a “burning desire” to beat Stephen. Easy with the prose, bro.
Stephen taps Nick and Claudia to join him on the Red Team. Derrick drums with aprons on Stephen’s shoulder before selecting Katrina and then getting stuck with Hetal, a detriment knowing there’s a fair amount of protein forthcoming. Gordon Ramsay introduces the head chef of Chaya, Shigefumi Tachibe, who happened to have invented tuna tartare. We get a quick demo of four of his signature dishes, which the teams will have to replicate during service. The two appetizers are tuna tartare and wagyu beef risotto and the entrees are venison loin and a miso sea bass. Everyone takes notes, though Stephen’s sure walking in this culinary giant’s footsteps will be impossible.
Tonight’s expediter will be Gordon Ramsay. “He is the scariest man in the world,” Nick begins. “His blue eyes sink into your soul when he’s yelling at you and you have nothing left.” With that, everyone takes their stations. Derrick breaks up the duties for his Blue Team while Stephen assigns most of the cooking to himself, leaving nominal tasks for Claudia and Nick. Diners file in, greeted at the door by Christina Tosi, and it’s not long before Gordon is barking out orders and dinner is underway. Nick’s already sweating. Stephen’s realizing he bit off too much and his bread is burning. The closest analog for the chaos of this kitchen for Stephen? “My first marriage.” Nothing’s coming out, so Gordon continues to repeat the orders, even faster, like an auctioneer on meth.
The lack of communication on the Blue Team means a lack of serviceable food, which means Gordon is “dying now.” Gordon tries to break through to Hetal in the way he knows best: SCREAMING. Hetal’s used to people yelling at her by virtue of “being from New Jersey” but Gordon’s yelling is a whole other level, she says. Derrick’s team is so embarrassing the only thing Gordon can do is (lightly) bang his head into the wall over and over. Put your back into it, man. The Blue Team is backed up to the tune of 27 tickets, but it’s going to take a while longer since Derrick can’t get some bread to cook. Sheesh. There’s a quick—and quieter—lecture from Gordon which does inspire Derrick to take command. Meanwhile on the Red Team, Claudia has two plates of “f—ed” tuna tartare returned for too much mayo, but quickly gets back on track.
Hetal finds her voice, the Blue Team gets their shizz together and “beautiful” plates, per Gordon, start leaving the kitchen. The diners have nary a complaint about either team and we’re onto entrees. Now it’s the Red Team’s turn to suck, as they can’t get their timings right. Stephen’s overcooking the bass, which “may give Gordon a heart attack,” according to Nick. “Before he goes, he may kill us first,” Nick sighs, regarding their inability to get a four top all necessary plates up to the pass simultaneously. Gordon has now said “three bass, one venison” at least two trillion times, and it’s still coming up overcooked and sloppy. There are some more issues on both sides, with the Red Team serving oily fish, and Katrina burning the bass for the Blue Team, but they both complete the service.
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