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'Empire' recap: 'Cupid Kills'

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Empire

type:
TV Show
Current Status:
In Season
seasons:
2
run date:
01/07/15
performer:
Terrence Howard, Taraji P. Henson, Jussie Smollett
author:
8989
broadcaster:
Fox
publisher:
Tor Books
genre:
Drama

I… am struggling to pick my jaw up from the floor after that last scene. I’ll say just this for now: Andre deserved to catch a break, and I think he got one?

This week’s episode was about choices. First up: Our prodigy du jour, Nessa, who has to choose which label to sign with out of the half dozen bidding on her. Oh, you thought her deal was in the bag at Empire? So did Lucious and Andre, but Shyne played them, parlaying Empire’s interest and Nessa’s incredible debut at the Empire X Stream launch into a fight over her talent. Hakeem tries to be a big boy and sign her on a livestream after Lucious tells him to offer her $2.5 million, but Shyne tricks him into writing the number on a napkin then broadcasting it (is Empire still paying for all the screens in Times Square, by the way?) — so all the other labels know where to start their offers.

So Andre tries his hand — and it turns out he and Nessa have a lot in common. They’re both fantastic with money (Nessa runs the numbers for Shyne’s “business”), and they’re both not currently getting what’s rightfully theirs. Andre gets Nessa to sign, but Shyne is furious, and storms into Lucious’ office later when he’s there with Andre. Shyne won’t sign the contract, so Andre clocks him in the face. Then Shyne points a gun on him, but before he can pull the trigger, Lucious uses his fancy baseball bat (which belonged to A-Rod!) to bludgeon Shyne in the knees. He still won’t sign, and he spits blood on the contract instead — but then Lucious points the gun at Shyne, and he relents. Who knew Lucious and Andre still made such a good team? Oh yeah, after Shyne signs, Andre gives him another rough kick in the gut. Woof.

Cookie, on the other hand, has a different set of options: She’s torn between a new, high-society life with Angelo, or the hustle she knows with Lucious. She starts out upset (but pretending not to be) that Angelo hasn’t called, but then he shows up with three adorable children singing “Frère Jacques” and invites her to what he calls a concert. She has a delicious wardrobe-changing montage (I could handle one of those every episode, writers!!) and decides on a sexy red dress and chic black lipstick — but surprise, it’s actually a fundraiser with an opera performance, and everyone is wearing white and silver ballroom gowns. Oh, and Angelo’s female friends are as catty as they come, both to Cookie’s face and behind her back, when she catches them talking about her in the bathroom. She scares them enough that they shut up (for now), but it’s clear she’s shaken and doesn’t feel comfortable around these unwelcoming debutante jerks, so she sneaks away and dodges Angelo’s calls.

Still, two great things come from this: One, she realizes the key to the song Tiana has to release to squash Graham and Hakeem’s beef is sampling the bit of the opera La Bohème she heard that night (about a woman torn between two men). And two, Angelo goes to Jamal for advice, and Jamal tells him he needs to be able hang in Cookie’s world, too — which means coming out to Leviticus to see Tiana, and also maybe not wearing a suit every single day. Lucious is not happy to have clean-cut, suave Angelo on his turf, and he takes this opportunity to tell him (in a flashback for us) how Cookie got her nickname. In that flashback, and another one earlier, we learn that Cookie’s father pinned the hope for the family onto her. She was supposed to marry Barry, go to Howard University, and then on to medical school. But Lucious and the music seduced her, and then Lucious and his henchmen beat up poor, sweet, smart Barry after he tried to take Cookie home from a block party. Does Lucious have even one non-evil bone in his body?

Let’s check in on the Lyon who usually wouldn’t hurt a fly: Jamal. He’s still dealing with his PTSD (when do we think he’s finally going to hook up with hot military vet therapist man?), and part of the recovery is going back to see Freda again. He feels bad that he was so harsh last time. But then when he sees her, he feels even worse: Her face has been beaten to a pulp. An eye swollen shut, the other one bloody, bruises all over. It’s heartbreaking, and poor Freda feels like she deserves it. She also intimates that Lucious’ people set it up, which sets Jamal off, too. So he makes it his mission to get her out ASAP — and Angelo knows just the right strings to pull to help. They have to prove that she was temporarily insane, but Angelo’s fancy lawyer makes a convincing case — as does Jamal, who tells the judge that Empire is part of what screwed Freda up.

NEXT: Lucious drops a bomb on Jamal

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She gets out and he’s proud, but then later, Lucious informs Jamal that the whole thing was his idea, and Freda was in on it the whole time. She even agreed to get beaten to make it more convincing. And it’s great for Lucious because the insanity declaration renders anything Freda ever says in court inadmissible — so she can never accuse him of killing her father. He’s off the hook. Lucious gloats, as he generally does, and tells Jamal he’s impressed that he would lie to the court and pay off a doctor so quickly and easily, and of his own volition, too. Which leaves Jamal wondering whether he’s growing evil like his father after all. Later, he asks PTSD man to keep working with him because he has to get out and be ready to perform again soon enough, and PTSD man warns him not to mix his pain meds with alcohol. Jamal pretends not to, but then when he’s alone again, he does it anyway. What kind of danger is he getting himself into?

Well, we know the danger the Lyon family is about to be in… and it is shaping up to be the scariest thing we’ve seen on the show. Shyne didn’t take well to being beaten and forced into signing a deal (especially when he potentially could have gotten millions more off of Nessa), and I’m not really sure why Lucious and Andre didn’t see this coming. At the end of the episode, we see Shyne rounding up his army, and some massive, massive guns. “Lucious and Andre Lyon want a war,” he says. “So we war.” Ugh, I liked Xzibit a lot better when he was installing yoga studios in the back of cars. I’m scared for Andre! Not Lucious. He can shoot Lucious. Because as we know… ghosts are real on Empire.

That’s right: Ghost Rhonda is still here, and like we’ve never seen her before. After the contract signing, Nessa comes to Andre’s office late at night. I thought she was going to warn him about Shyne’s battle plans, but she’s got something else on her mind. They start kissing, but then Andre stops. “I’m sorry… I want to, but I can’t,” he says. Nessa says it’s okay, she knows he lost his wife.

“What?” Andre says. Did he… totally block out Rhonda dying? Well, it would make sense if he did, because she’s sitting right there in the chair behind them. “You can do it,” Ghost Rhonda says. “We can do it together… Just like it always was.” And then… they have… A THREESOME. A GHOST THREESOME. Move over, Patrick Swayze and Demi Moore. You thought Ghost Pottery was cool? Well this is 2016 and this is Empire. Which means…. we have Ghost Threesomes now. I have nothing else to say on this matter except that (1) it was more intense than I expected, (2) did Rhonda and Andre have living threesomes or was it just that they were fine with each other sleeping with other people for the good of their future? (3) Ghost Rhonda is clearly not Vampire Rhonda because she most definitely had a reflection in the building windows.

A Couple Final Questions:

  • Where was Anika this week?
  • Will Becky leave Empire? Given the fact that Cookie hired an obnoxious dude to run A&R instead of Becky… I kinda think she should. But stay on the show somehow, of course.
  • Will Shyne and his goon squad strike during the next episode, or will I have to have a nervous pit in my stomach for multiple weeks? Please let’s get this over with.
  • Will Ghost Rhonda officiate Nessa and Andre’s wedding?
  • Will Actual Rhonda EVER HAVE A FUNERAL?

Episode Grade: A-

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