On Tuesday’s season 13, week 8 results show of Dancing With the Stars, former high school cheerleader Nancy Grace and a magical leprechaun named Tristan MacManus were expelled from DANCMSTR’s School of Sequins. Awww. Nancy was probably the worst dancer left, technically speaking, but this is no foon. Tristan has become my favorite of Our Pros! I’ll miss Lucky Charms. I’d like to use a quote from Tristan himself to express how I feel about America’s decision….
“Bah. Bah. Bah.”
That’s how he counted out Nancy’s dances for her during the liiiiiive performances. Thanks to DWTS Radio (WMBT) for picking that up, and for also capturing the way Tristan joined in on the audience’s boo after he and Nancy were announced as “in jeopardy” Tuesday night (along with Rob Kardashian and Cheryl Burke — “though not necessarily the bottom two”).
Nancy rightly heaped praise on her partner, her family, her fans, and then her partner again. That was awesome. She called him “Tris”! “We can’t be disappointed,” reasoned the most patient person on Planet Mirrorballus. “We’ve always said to each other it’s not about being the best, it’s about doing your best.”
At least “Tris” got to star in his very own Dance Center promo this week, as all three commentators — Kenny Mayne, Jerry Rice, and “the old judge, Len” Goodman — took time out of their busy schedules to rip on him for saying “turd” instead of “third.” I expect to have plenty of sexy dreams in the next few weeks wherein Tristan MacManus suddenly enters the picture and announces, “Ett’s me turd.”
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MacManus. Tristan MacManus.
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