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'Crazy Ex-Girlfriend' recap: 'Josh Has No Idea Where I Am!'

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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

type:
TV Show
genre:
Comedy, musical
run date:
10/12/15
performer:
Rachel Bloom, Vincent Rodriguez III, Donna Lynne Champlin
broadcaster:
The CW
seasons:
2
Current Status:
In Season

Because our favorite crazy ex-girlfriend was on a break last week (so we could all watch The Bachelor in real time, obviously), let’s recap where things left off: Josh doesn’t love Rebecca. The end. And while that pretty much sums things up, it should also be noted that Rebecca is on a five-hour flight (to Hawaii, presumably) stuck sitting next to her therapist, Dr. Akopian (Michael Hyatt) and wondering why no one loves her. Loaded question, for sure. Thankfully, we’ll get things sorted out in far less than five hours. Buckle up, folks, we’ve got some serious time traveling to do, and since Rebecca’s involved, there’s bound to be turbulence.

Right away we discover that Rebecca isn’t going to Hawaii as we thought, but instead heading back to her old life in New York. According to her, life in West Covina is a “pile of garbage and turds.” Let’s not spend time pondering the possible double meaning of that and move on.

After Dr. Akopian asks Rebecca what brought her to W.C. in the first place (cue opening theme), Rebecca admits she did move for Josh — and that the opening story needs updating, which I’m already sad about. Dr. A wonders how no one saw through her excuses. “You lie to yourself well enough you can convince other people, too,” Rebecca tells her. Oh, I get it. This is going to be one of those “very special” episodes. I already know I’ll be saving my notes from this one. 

Jumping right in the murky pool with both feet, Rebecca confesses that love doesn’t work out for her; her life is loveless. She’s horrible at all kinds of love and ruins everything. So what is she really saying? Dr. Akopian knows. In fact, Dr. Akopian knows everything: Details that have happened with Rebecca and Josh and Paula that there’s no way she could know (they’ve only had one session, remember?). When the flight attendant hands Rebecca some peanuts right through the good doctor, it’s clear: DR. AKOPIAN IS A GHOST. But not just any kind of ghost, she’s a bona fide sleeping pill/Bloody Mary-induced dream ghost. What do dream ghosts do, you ask? Give the woman a mic and step aside.

With fellow dream ghosts by her side (guest stars Amber Riley and Ricki Lake, in full wigged-out and sequined glory), Dr. Dreamgirl Dreamghost explains it — in song — to Rebecca: She’s here to give her advice about things she already knows. It’s simple; dream ghosts help people work out their problems in their sleep. Some people call that Ambien, but tomato-tomahto, I guess.

Combining dream ghost with Dickens’ ghost with just plain cruelty, Dr. Akopian takes Rebecca back to puberty to revisit one of the most painful memories in her life. Already laying the groundwork for future escapades, little Rebecca surprises her dad in Santa Fe after lying to her mom and spending her bat mitzvah money on a plane ticket from New York. “So, West Covina wasn’t the first time you made a rash decision to try to win back the man you love,” Dr. Obvious points out.

When Naomi shows up to rip young Rebecca away from the love and adoration of her father, older Rebecca stops the memory. She remembers how this plays out. She knows how her horrible mother ripped her away from her beloved father. But watching it back, she sees how things really happened. How her mother pleaded with her father to let Rebecca stay. How her father told her mother no. How her mother took the blame to protect Rebecca’s heart. BRB, I need to find some Kleenex and call my mother.

Back on the dream plane, Dr. Painful points out that someone does love her. “THAT’S WHAT YOU TAKE AWAY FROM THIS STORY?” Rebecca shouts. “Even serial killers have mothers who love them! Thanks a lot, dream ghost. You just made everything worse because now I have to be nicer to my mom. Boo!”

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Meanwhile, Paula, who thinks her BFF is enjoying some island love with Josh, is enjoying a staycation in Rebecca’s apartment when the man himself shows up, clearly not in Hawaii. Confused and worried about Rebecca, Paula puts the pieces of the sad turn of events with Josh together, which makes her even more frantic. Enter Darryl, who is also concerned about Rebecca’s whereabouts, and Greg, who isn’t (or who’s acting like he isn’t but who we all know is).

Now that we’ve established that everyone is worried about Rebecca, let’s go back to sophomore year at Harvard and explore another moment of hidden meaning in her life. “We’re going back to college?” Rebecca asks. “Great. Let’s gain some weight!”

NEXT: It’s time to wake up

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