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America's Got Talent recap: Night 1

America is a better place now that we’ve been introduced to Piff the Magic Dragon.

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America's Got Talent

TV Show
Current Status:
In Season
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Reality TV

NBC asks that you forget about the competition for just a moment and instead focus on the fact that American’s Got Talent is celebrating its 10th season. Random people from sea to shining sea have gathered together for an entire decade to showcase their unique abilities, hoping to win $1 million and the chance to shoot the breeze with Nick Cannon backstage.

Speaking of Nick, Howard Stern wants you to know that no matter what you read in the tabloids, he loves Mariah Carey’s ex-husband. In fact, they both take a lie detector test to prove it. Not only is the adoration confirmed, but we also learn that Howard and Nick find Heidi Klum’s accent irritating and both have passed gas on stage. Couple that with Howie Mandel’s germ phobia and you have the makings of summer’s No. 1 show on television. At least that’s what NBC convinced Mel B. to say in the opening monologue. Networks never exaggerate.

“Audition 1” was full of cute kids, hot acrobats, heartwarming stories, and one magical dragon. In short—it’s everything you would ever want in a talent show, excluding a creepy version of a sexy baby. Let’s meet the contestants from night one…

Elin and Noah

Dancing Duo

Elin and Noah are adorable elementary school kids who are best friends. Let the record show that they are not boyfriend and girlfriend because that’s gross. Noah wonders what “Baldy’s” head feels like as Elin dreams of buying 20 bowls of chocolate ice cream with her winnings. When they take the stage, the judges are captivated by Elin’s stank face. The opening line of “U Can’t Touch This” fills the auditorium and the best friends launch into an entertaining dance routine. I was transported back to 1990 as I watched Noah break dance beside Elin masterfully maneuvering in her Hammer pants. Too hype, indeed! Elin and Noah make it to the next round.

Triple Threat

Singing Trio

Will, Caleb, and Tyler played football together in Arkansas. All three made the injured-reserved list. While warming the bench, the friends discovered they could harmonize. If you have a group of warm bodies, Triple Threat will play your gig. This includes, but is not limited to, chili cook-offs and school assemblies. It is clear that Howard wants to check out, but the guys pique his interest when they start singing MKTO’s “Classic.” Howie calls them a “real” boy band (take that Zayn-less One Direction), and Howard passive aggressively appreciates that they are a group of guys who look like America. All the judges vote yes. Pig sooie!

Ira F. Bloom


I think it’s important that I point out that Ira is a literal puppet. He shares a two-bedroom apartment with his stage mother Miriam. She is also a puppet. His goal in life is to profess his love through song to his soul mate Mel B. Ira sings a lovely rendition of Joe Cocker’s “You Are So Beautiful.” The crowd loves it. For some reason, Mel B. looks like she needs an enema. She rolls her eyes when Howard suggests she kisses Ira. Even though she obliges, Mel B. does not give Ira her vote. The audience erupts in a chorus of boos. We are the generation who grew up with The Muppets and Fraggle Rock. Ira deserves better than this. The other three judges agree with me, and vote to keep Ira in the running. Something tells me his next song will be dedicated to Heidi.

Chris Jones

Professional Hypnotist

Everyone knows that Howie Mandel will not shake hands or give high fives because he’s afraid of germs. Naturally, Chris Jones decides to hypnotize Howie to see if he can make him shake his hand—which he totally does! (PS: Did you know that NBC can’t show hypnotism on television?) Chris snaps Howie out of his trance and sends him back to his chair. Heidi asks Chris if he can help Howie get over his fear for good and Chris hypnotizes him again. He explains to Howie that everyone around him is wearing gloves. When Howie wakes, Howard, Heidi, and Mel B. fall over each other trying to shake his hand and give him high fives—which he does AGAIN! When Howie wakes up, he wonders why everyone is laughing. Howard takes back his premature “X” and votes with the ladies to keep Chris around. Howie doesn’t get a vote since he doesn’t remember anything. Chris gets a restraining order because Howie is going to kill him when he watches the playback tape.

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