Samantha Highfill
February 13, 2017 AT 03:18 PM EST

If you’re looking for the perfect date movie for Valentine’s Day, maybe skip seeing Fifty Shades Darker. At least, that’s the moral of the film’s latest trailer.

ScreenCrush released a remix of the Fifty Shades Darker trailer featuring some of its most scathing reviews. A few examples: The Boston Globe‘s Meredith Goldstein claiming, “I found myself groaning (not in a sexy way)” and Alonso Duralde from The Wrap calling the sequel an “un-asked-for collaboration between the Hallmark and Playboy channels.”

And yes, these are taken from real reviews.

Fifty Shades Darker is in theaters now. Watch the remixed trailer above.

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