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Ouch, those are my vital organs!
Diana, the deposed Visitor queen, was right in the middle of an impassioned speech that would have set the Visitors on a course of peace...until her daughter, Anna, decided to cut in with her lizard tail. Anna let Diana dangle in death-agony for a while. You laugh, but this is pretty much how royal succession worked in the Middle Ages.
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Heads and tails
For literally the entire run of V, Ryan has spent his every waking moment trying to ensure that his daughter, Amy, would live safely. He failed miserably — she ended up being raised by Ryan's nemesis, Queen Anna — and Amy broke Ryan's neck with her cute lil' lizard tail.
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Black Swan, lizard-style
Sweet, chaste Lisa got replaced by a bloodthirsty, sex-crazed duplicate. And unfortunately, poor Good Lisa had to watch a live video feed of Evil Lisa tricking the clueless Tyler into...
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Awkward teenage sex
Is there any other kind? First Evil Lisa seduced Tyler into a desperately chemistry-free smoosh session. Then she tore his throat out with her secret lizard teeth. Now, that's what I call a hickey! Hey, if you want to preach abstinence to your teenage son, this will probably do the trick. (But alas, now there's no one to take Lisa to the lizard prom!)
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The unfortunate realization that Jane Badler had nothing to do all season
After nine episodes of lurking in the digitally animated sewers, original V baddie Badler was finally let out to play...and then was promptly killed off. She didn't even get to share any screen time with fellow returning castmate Marc Singer. That's cold.
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Anna cries blood. For, like, five minutes.
Maybe it's because trying to mentally conquer the entire human race is too emotionally taxing. Maybe it's supposed to be an allegorical reference to the Virgin Mary. Maybe Anna is just worried V won't get a third season. Whatever. Someone get this gal a tissue. Blood is gross!
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We thought it was impossible to make Elizabeth Mitchell look bad. Now we know we were wrong. Disgusting.
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The sight of Anna's horrifyingly oversize Queen egg will live on in your nightmares. But even worse than the grotesque exterior of the egg was...
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The horrible, horrible, horrible Visitor body
All of the universe's creatures are beautiful in their own way. Except, that is, for the Visitors, who look like oversize GEICO geckos with goat legs and crocodile eyes. As for that hourglass figure — look at those strong, child-bearing hips! But seriously, they're awful.
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The cliff-hanger to end all cliff-hangers
Some serialized TV shows with an uncertain future might choose to end their season with just a hint of closure. Not V, which wrapped up its season finale with the revelation of an entirely new top secret anti-Visitor organization, an ambiguous send-off for many of the show's main characters, and the vision of Anna successfully brainwashing essentially the entire human race. You're upset. We're upset. Good Lisa is upset. Pray for a wrap-up TV movie, Good Lisa.