"You could tie your shoe and make some girl's entire year."
—Mike (Channing Tatum), putting Big Dick Richie's (Joe Manganiello) sexiness into context, in Magic Mike XXL
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"You went on a cat stakeout?... The cat stakeout turned into a cat pursuit?"
—Jamie (Kristen Connolly), after Mitch (Billy Burke) tells her he's been investigating some felines, on Zoo
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"Well, just so you know, I support feminism. Mostly by having body-image issues."
—Ray (Colin Farrell), misunderstanding feminism, on True Detective
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"Come with me if you want to live."
—Sarah Connor (Emilia Clarke) in Terminator Genisys
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"The Supreme Court on Friday ended same-sex marriage bans across the country, clearing the way for gay and lesbian couples to marry in any state—and really giving that rainbow filter on Facebook a real workout."
—Jimmy Kimmel on Jimmy Kimmel Live!
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"You can't do a slasher movie as a TV series."
—Noah (John Karna) on Scream
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"You have 'Give me the ring, my precious' eyes."
—Ted (Seth MacFarlane), to Samantha (Amanda Seyfried), in Ted 2
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"Am I crazy not to like this guy? Among some of his Facebook likes are George W. Bush's Decision Points, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, and the music of Josh Groban. Must I really justify myself any further?"
—Elliot (Rami Malek), explaining his dislike for his friend Angela's (Portia Doubleday) boyfriend, on Mr. Robot