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Please God, No!: Christina Aguilera and Bruce Willis are together—or at least share a house.
Episode 6: Someone from the future send back a copy of a 2017 "People" to give us all the dirt on how the diminutive diva and the action star got together.
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Please God, No!: Jack Sparrow is marrying Khaleesi in the "Game of Thrones" series finale.
Episode 4: As Leslie notes in this episode, the HBO series has really gone off the rails, particularly if you're hiring a post-''Mortdecai'' Depp. Is their follow-up project ''Pirates of the Narrow Sea''?
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Please God, No!: Kevin James is the latest James Bourne
Episode 1: Apparently 2017 is the year of Kevin James. He's starring opposite Jaden Smith in "Hitch 2" and he's edged Jeremy Renner out of the Bourne franchise. No word on the status of "Paul Blart 3."
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Please God, No!: The Pulitzers are now awarded to listicles
Episode 3: In 2017, it's BuzzFeed's world and we're just living in it, trying to find the perfect cat .gif to represent how we feel about the swift degradation of journalistic standards.
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Yeah, That Sounds About Right: America is down to only 8 companies.
Episode 10: The Verizon-Exxon-Chipotle conglomerate Verxxotle sounds benign enough, but the real question is what horrific many-headed hydra will TimeWarner Cable become?
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Yeah, That Sounds About Right: Morgan Freeman and Shailene Woodley are feuding
Episode 3: Reportedly, according to Tom Haverford, their beef makes Notorious B.I.G. vs. Tupac look tame. What could have kicked off the discontent between the two seemingly-chill actors? And more importantly, are you Team Morgan or Team Shailene?
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Yeah, That Sounds About Right: Bill Belichick is engaged in Robotgate—denies Patriots are using robots instead of human players
Episode 7: A Robot Tom Brady would explain how New England continues to win Super Bowls with an aging quarterback, but wouldn't Robot Rob Gronkowksi be a bit smarter? Jury's out on this one.
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Yeah, That Sounds About Right: The Cubs win a World Series!
Episode 2: The future is a bright and undetermined place where anything you imagine could be possible, but the Cubs winning it all is really stretching the limits of belief.
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Yeah, That Sounds About Right: Breathe easy, Senators Boxer and McCain, you hold on to your seats through the 2016 election cycle
Episode 8: "Parks and Recreation" is very cagey about what the Washington of our future looks like—they mention the president, but give no specifics about him or her. But we do know that, while the executive may change, our Congress appears to be pretty much the same. Here's to a bright future of legislative deadlock!
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Yeah, That Sounds About Right: Elton John owns Chik-fil-A
Episode 3: Finally, we won't have to feel morally compromised to eat delicious chicken sandwiches. What other fast food dreams could come true in 2017—In-N-Out burgers on the east coast?
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Would Be Super Awesome: LeBron James goes back to Miami
Episode 6: No word on how many titles he brought to the Cavaliers in his brief return to his hometown, though realistic Cleveland fans predict: None. Sorry, Cleveland.
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Would Be Super Awesome: George R.R. Martin apparently finishes his A Song of Ice and Fire series
Episode 4: Even though the ending of the Westeros saga might not make much sense (see: Jack Sparrow and Khaleesi) it's heartening, if still wishful thinking, to believe Martin might actually complete his epic by 2017.
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Would Be Super Awesome: Seems "Twin Peaks 2.0" gets at least two seasons.
Episode 8: If Ben's still talking about the reboot in order to bore Leslie, then fingers crossed this means Lynch's revived cult classic (slated to return on Showtime in 2016) is still going strong in a second season.
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Would Be Super Awesome: Shia LaBoeuf is designing wedding dresses and rings, and they ain't cheap
Episode 1: The erstwhile Indiana Jones has found his true calling: dominating the wedding industrial complex. Who knew he had such an eye for fashion?
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Would Be Super Awesome: Nicki Minaj throws shade at Jesse Eisenberg at the BAFTAs
Episode 5: This can only mean Nicki's campaigning for the O in her EGOT. That would be a red carpet campaign worth following closely.
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Would Be Super Awesome: Jaden Smith stars in "Hitch 2: Son of a Hitch"
Episode 6: The youngest Smith didn't let ''After Earth'' stop him."I'm going to imprint myself on everything in this world," Jaden told the world in a 2014 interview with T magazine. He proves it in the sequel to his dad's romcom—if the loafers are anything to go by, it's pretty awesome.