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A barely-there bikini This brightly-colored bathing suit is perfect for any pegasister. But don't worry, bronies! With a pair of swim trunks starring Ditzy Doo — a.k.a. fan favorite pony ''Derpy'' — you can get in on the fun as well.
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Dr. Whooves My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic is known for its cute pop culture homages — so it's only fitting that someone would think to combine two geeky Internet obsessions into one collectable. TARDIS not included.
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The upside of the Pony Pack: You'll obviously be the coolest kid on campus. The downside: It'll make you feel more like a pack mule than a pretty prancing pony.
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Shapely noodles? This is just cruel; ponies can't eat pasta! How would they even hold a fork?
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Got a big brony convention to attend? Arrive in style: First, secure your collar with this class neck decorator, which also features Ditzy's distinctive face. Then secure the rest of yourself with this snazzy seatbelt — it makes car safety fun!
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At left, you'll see what happens when memes collide. At right, a shirt that appears ordinary — until you learn it's fitted with an LED panel that lights up when music plays. Brony dance party, anyone?
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If you're into a gentle cartoon about friendly mini-horses, you're obviously also going to be a fan of ultra-violent entertainments like Breaking Bad and Kill Bill. That's how it works, right?