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EVAN LYSACEK AND ANNA TREBUNSKAYA: FUTURISTIC CHA CHA CHA
She's Lady Chacha/Leeloo from The Fifth Element; he's....a marionette David Schwimmer. With visible nipples.
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ERIN ANDREWS AND MAKSIM CHMERKOVSKIY: 1980s-STYLE RUMBA
Their dancing wasn't '80s, Don Johnson/Maks assures us. Just their outfits.
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CHAD OHCOCINCO AND CHERYL BURKE: 1960s-STYLE JIVE
Can you believe this lovely zebra pimp had the nerve to start out wearing a shirt? How rude!
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NIECY NASH AND LOUIS VAN AMSTEL: 1990s-STYLE PASO DOBLE
''I don't do drama!'' Niecy insisted, so this print did the job instead.
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NICOLE SCHERZINGER AND DEREK HOUGH: 1950s-STYLE PASO DOBLE
Is she on a beach or in a ballroom? The beauty of the 1950s-style paso is that you need never decide.
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BROOKE BURKE: WAVY BLUE DRESS
It's electric! And watch out, celebriquarium inhabitants...her giant ring might eat you alive!
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ERIN ANDREWS AND MAKSIM CHMERKOVSKIY: ARGENTINE TANGO
Finally: irrefutable evidence of Erin's full-length, hyper-extended legs.
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CHAD OCHOCINCO AND CHERYL BURKE: TANGO
She's here; she's sheer; her ass triangles will cause you to peer. Get used to it.
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NICOLE SCHERZINGER AND DEREK HOUGH: FOXTROT
Props to the ''Dancing With the Stars'' newspapers!
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PRINCE ERIC AND ARIEL: WALTZ
He rescued her from the ice and now she is a real, live ballroom dancer!
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NIECY NASH AND LOUIS VAN AMSTEL: VIENNESE WALTZ
She could have used one of those hand-hankies later on, after Len gave her paso a 6.
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GARY AND RITA GEKHMAN: ROBOT SHOWCASE
Attack of the NYC street-performers on Planet Mirrorballus!