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Each week after Monday’s show, Annie Barrett ranks the couples’ sequined sheaths from mildest to wildest
Posted on April 13, 2010 at 5:00pm EDT
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The medium-well salmon shade made the C&C Ballroom Factory look 85 types of well-done. Excuse me: 8-5
2 of 9
Niecy's diagonally cut royal blue gown suited her perfectly. Extra points for the purely decorative belt.
3 of 9
Annoying rose motif = apparently unavoidable in the tango
4 of 9
Maks' fancy-pants deep V somehow outshone Erin's long, red wedding-cake gown. ''A triumph!'' —Entertainment Weekly
5 of 9
Attack of the boob-colored eyelids (that are actually boobs)!
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The wildest part about Pam's bedsheet costume was that it wasn't too revealing. This was the rumba, right?
7 of 9
It's time once again to play America's favorite game: Braid or Snake? Bonus questions: Must it be attached to her ''dress''? Why or why not?
8 of 9
FOILED! Let's all congratulate Edyta on completing a half marathon.
9 of 9
''For Your Entertainment'': the DWTS version of a chain-link fence