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Annie Barrett ranks 12 new couples… based purely on their promo pics
Posted on March 17, 2014 at 3:00pm EST
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Hey, wait, those aren't costumes! (They weren't able to make the official ABC photo shoot.)
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Snoozer pose. Gonna need some more flair, and maybe some fringe.
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Only one of them is exuding ''I woke up like this!'' ironically.
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''Help, I've fallen into another partnership with an attractive man no one really knows!''
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This should be the standard comes-with-the-frame photo for the rest of time. Are they siblings? Dating? Happy? Let the mystery unfold?. liiiiiive!
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Excellent prop work. If cross-dressing is a new ballroom standard, they get a 10. ''Tehhhhhhhhhhhn!''
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Sharna is always solid gold, but the ice prancer needs to work on that bravado.
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With a thigh slit up to there and a willingness to embrace her height, Ms. Thang's confidence sparkles next to Tony's godliness.
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''When Karina dips, you stand there'' is not how the song goes, but this pose works for them. Points off for his non-ballroom shoes, though.
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Looks like they're already sharing a leg, with a killer stiletto in the middle. I know I'd be scared. Clearly they're a major threat.
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His smolder combined with her weightlessness already make them a technical threat. And let's not even get into their butts.
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Winnie Cooper discovered pleather hot pants, Val looks like he has a sexy secret, and this balancing act is the most impressive by far. Three 10s!