1 of 23
Sept. 24, 2015
"My nightmare aka my very first TV 'appearance' when I was 11yrs old. At a WWE TV taping in Allentown, PA. Since my dad was always on the road wrestling, any father/son time we got in was great, so I was super pumped to travel with him. It was backstage that I'd meet a man who years later we'd enjoy tremendous success together and he'd become one of my strongest mentors in business - Vince McMahon. I'll never forget he shook my hand, looked down at me and said 'We gotta get you on camera tonight young man!'. I thought, 'WHOA I'm gonna be on TV... [...] I was just getting over a bad case of Chicken Pox (you can clearly see a few 'post pox' on my face) and I thought "Holy sh*t this is terrible! The world will see me for the first time and I look like someone set fire to my face and stomped it out with cleats'. Looking back at this gem of a picture, there's two things I've learned: Things are never as bad as they seem (especially at 11yrs old) and instead of worrying about my Chicken Pox I should've been concerned with the world questioning whether I was a boy or a girl. Which, for the record happened all the time to me when I was a kid. #PrePubertyWasABitch #StopWorryingSweatheart #GetYourLittleAssInTheGym #TBT"
2 of 23
Sept. 17, 2015
"AM cardio and the moon's still out, it's hot, muggy and I just heard a mutated bullfrog that sounds like he weighs 32lbs. *slowly raises eyebrow. #IHaveStrongQuads #IWillPuntHimIntoTheCanal #FloridaBoys #AMCardioStartsNow"
3 of 23
Sept. 9, 2015
"First I save this lil' zombie Brutus' life from drowning in the pool, now he decides to get all sick on me and having that awesome "north/south" action coming out of both ends of his body. Fun night. Thank you to the animal Dr's and nurses at St. Francis Emergency Animal Hospital for taking care of our gremlin. He'll be back in no time wrestling and biting the shit outta my hands and happily peeing on my Jordan's. #LetsGetYouHomeBigBoy #ThisPupsHadACrazy72Hrs #HesAlreadyTougherThanA2DollarSteak"
4 of 23
Sept. 7, 2015
"Here's a fun Labor Day weekend story... We just decided to add two new members to our Johnson family. Baby French Bulldogs. In my right hand is BRUTUS and in my left hand is HOBBS. Bring them home and immediately take them outside so they can start learning how to 'handle their business and potty like big boys'. I set them both down and they both take off in a full sprint and fall right into the deep end of our pool. HOBBS immediately starts doggy paddling while BRUTUS (like a brick) sink heads first to the bottom of the pool. I take off into a full sprint, fully clothed, dive in the pool, swim to the bottom, rescue my brick, I mean BRUTUS and bring him back to the edge of the pool. He was a little delirious.. took a moment, threw up all the water he swallowed and looked up at me as if to say, 'Thank God you didn't have to give me mouth to mouth!' and then ran off to play with his brother. A few lessons I've learned today.. A) Not all puppies have the instinct to doggie paddle. B) Some puppies (like BRUTUS) will be so in shock by experiencing water they will sink extremely fast so react quick. C) While spiriting to save your puppies life, before you dive in, try and throw your cel phone to safety. Don't keep it in your pocket... like I did. #BRUTUSLives #HOBBSCanSwim #MyCelPhonesDead #AndNoMouthToMouthNeeded #HappyLaborDay"
5 of 23
Aug. 29, 2015
"Grilled buffalo meat, baked potato fries, 'Ballers' magazine with some handsome bald tattooed sumbitch on the cover... but the real star of the show is... a mound of Rice Crispy treats with my fork planted in the middle as if to say 'It's all mine baby'. #MyVersionOfTheMileHighClub #WhereFunIsHad #AndDaddyDontShare #GetYourOwnRiceCrispyTreats"
6 of 23
Aug. 23, 2015
"Heard a bang against the window, went outside and this beautiful little flying zombie was on its back and could only move its head. My first instinct was to eat him (whole, no chewing needed) but the loving and caring @laurenhashianofficial felt it was more appropriate we gently put him in a box and take him to the zombie hospital. I'm too busy of a man to be taking care of things like this, but we all must take care of God's creatures.. even these little zombies with wings. #OffToTheVetWeGo #WeThinkItsAChimneySwift #HakunaMaTweety #ItCanWatchTheBALLERSFinaleWithMeTonight #ThenIWillEatIt"
7 of 23
Aug. 20, 2015
"22yrs old. 280lbs. Ran a 4.69 40 yard dash. Never accomplished my dreams of playing in the NFL.. but I sure as hell never missed a meal. #LegsOfARaceHorse #FaceOfAManWhoLivedOnFriedChicken #DefensiveTackle #UniversityOfMiami #TheU #TBT"
8 of 23
Aug. 15, 2015
"Me and Mrs Jooooooooones... (some of y'all know that classic jam;). Great seeing my homegirl @rashidajones and choppin' up our ethnicities, world domination and how cool she's gonna make TOY STORY 4 for Pixar (she's writing it). This woman's doin' big things! Proud of ya and I'll see ya down the road. #JustTwoMultiRacialKidsDoingTheirThing #OneWentToHarvard #TheOtherWentToTheU #ButBothDirtyDirty"
9 of 23
Aug. 8, 2015
"Unpacking boxes in the new crib and came across this handsome devil from 2008. Appreciate Entertainment Weekly being able to see into the future and I also appreciate me being 36yrs old and still unable to grow a full beard. #ComeALongWay #NextAList #YearsOfHardWork #JustGettingStarted #NowGottaGetMyAssBackToUnpacking"
10 of 23
Aug. 7, 2015
"Very cool to partner w/ Facebook to be the first Hollywood actor to launch their new live global streaming feature from the app. Had a lot fun! The response from fans has been dope since streaming from our Florida gym #TheIronParadise and it's embedded in my Facebook page if ya wanna check it out. At 23million+ fans on Instagram (my fav platform) and an additional 50million+ on Facebook, Mark and I spoke about the importance of continuing to evolve and grow and create even greater ways to connect with my fans worldwide - and Facebook Live is one of those powerful ways. I've said it before many times and it's true, connecting with fans will always be the best part of my job. And eating sushi with Zuckerberg in Japan ain't too bad either. #BreakingNewGround #FacebookLIVE #RockAndZuck #TwinningInJapan"
11 of 23
Aug. 2, 2015
"After 4 months of hard dieting and eating clean due to filming (Central Intelligence). This is goin' down right now in the Johnson household... #HomemadeEpicCheatMeal #FudgePeanutButterBrownies #CinnamonBuns #BackOnTheDietTomorrow #ButTonightDaddysGottaGoToWork"
12 of 23
July 26, 2015
"That post workout bliss where you've pushed yourself past limits so hard the only thing you can muster are silly ass faces. #WeDontKnockOnDoors #WeKickEmIn #BruisedFootSyndrome #SundayMorningComingDown"
13 of 23
July 19, 2015
"'Cause the boys in the hood are always hard.. #Jeffery #Bob #TwoStuds #AndSomeBigTattooedBaldMan #OurFarm See you boys soon."
14 of 23
June 6, 2015
"The kind of crazy 24day that raises the eyebrow.. #AMCardioOutside #HandledAndDone #TakeJetNow #FromBoston #ToLA #ShootESPNCommercialForBALLERS #HitGuysChoiceAwardsForSPIKE #ReceiveGreatestHonorFromMilitary #HeroAward #DeliverASpecialSurpriseToOurMilitary #CelebrationDinnerForSanAndreas (will make my boys @bubbakrush @bslater9 pay the bill) #JetBackToBoston #LandAt8AMSunday #HitTheGym #GoHome #TakeNap #HaveEpicCheatMealDay #SayNightlyPrayerOfGratitude #PassOutLikeADrunkOnBed"
15 of 23
May 26, 2015
"Good mornin' from the mountains. #AMCardio #JukeboxOnMyMind #WillieWaylonAndMe #LetsRoll"
16 of 23
May 13, 2015
"When brotha @giancarlo818 moonshots a 467ft bomb outta Dodgers Stadium we give the most appropriate response.. #PeoplesEyebrow #MarlinsMasher #PeoplesChamp #305"
17 of 23
April 1, 2015
"At DISNEY STUDIOS signing contracts to play the male lead in their next big classic animated musical, #MOANA. Just had an amazing 2hr presentation and it's easy to see why they're the greatest story tellers in the world. Im excited. And in the background my homies Fred & Wasabi from #BigHERO6 are jumpin' for joy joy cause they heard I'm gonna sing in the movie. #WeTrulyKnowWhereWereGoing #WhenWeUnderstandWhereWereFrom #NeverForgetHome #MOANA"
18 of 23
March 19, 2015
"Imua... In Hawaii we have a word called 'mana' which means 'spirit'. 'Warrior mana' is my foundation. Core of the symbolic story my tatau (tattoo) tells. My mana is my DNA that keeps me grounded and hungry. Find your 'mana' and let it lead you. Inspire you.. to be a little better today, then you were yesterday. #AkakaFalls #DNA #WarriorMana #RemovingClothingIsOptional"
19 of 23
Feb. 7, 2015
"MRI time. #RegularCheckUp #AllMyBionicParts #LetsRollDoc #DaddysGottaGoToWork"
20 of 23
Jan. 5, 2015
"When million's of you shared YOUR GOALS w/ me last week on Instagram, Twitter & Facebook - it inspired an idea for a project I think may be cool, fun and motivating for us. Pulling the best resources I have to make it happen. Will update you this week. Until then.. our goals sure as f*ck ain't accomplishing themselves, so let's get after em. #StartsNow #FOCUS #ProjectRock #StillAintFeelingMyLastGoal"
21 of 23
Dec. 25, 2014
"Life is amazing, crazy and everything in between, so these days it's the simplest of gifts that make this man happy... A bottle of my favorite tequila and a cheap ass cheesy mug to drink it in. #YouRock #WeAllRock #BeingCrazyKeepsUsFromGoingInsane #CheersEveryone #MerryChristmas"
22 of 23
Oct. 8, 2014
"Yup, size matters. #BicepsAndRoses #WME #NewYorkCity #TakinCareOfBusiness"
23 of 23
Aug. 26, 2014
"'So put me on a highway and show me a sign. And take it to the limit... one more time.' Thank you AUSTRALIA, MEXICO & GERMANY for the amazing love. Up next.. CHINA. #HERCULESWorldTour #BicepsTequilaAndTheEagles"