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Sure we’ve only got their photos and our imaginations to go on, but isn’t that enough? See how we size up this year’s crop of dancers before season 13 even begins.
Posted on September 6, 2011 at 5:00pm EST
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Hands where we can see 'em, Chaz! Nothing gets by the DANCMSTR.
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On one hand, this former Troupe member is even cuter than I remember. (I remember nothing.) On the other hand...agggggh! Awkward!
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This pic should come up when people Google ''Don't just stand there...'' And now it will.
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Ooh, a trust lean. This seems promising.
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I like the way her leg sheen matches his forehead. Gonna need some more passion.
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Come on, Hope. Eyes on the prize.
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The overcompensation ratio (new term) between his arm and her leg is laughable, but I like where they're going with it.
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His hypnotic jacket, her straight hair, that fringe — everything's workin'. Hidden gem: J.R.'s pointed toe.
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Finally, a Star who understands that your gold lamé dress should only just barely cover your ass.
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She might not even have a second leg — a promising preseason illusion if I ever saw one.
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His suit is shimmering, right? I'm not just seeing what I want to see? Instant ''Tehhhhhhn!''
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With any luck, the central theme of season 13 will be ''Sparkle Smackdown: David vs. Carson.'' May the shiniest Star win.