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Barney, Olaf, or a Minion…”hot”?! Our take on some real-life pop culture ”eye candy” for…???
Posted on October 25, 2013 at 3:00pm EST
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Is there some kind of anti-Elsa who could destroy this abominable snowman? With fire?
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The ghost with the most...unless you're talking about tasteful cleavage coverage.
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Those ''pants'' certainly do not go to infinity (i.e. the top of her legs) and beyond (i.e. her crotch).
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[Unintelligible distressed sounds]
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Let your conscience be your guide...to a comfy pair of sweatpants. For everyone's sake.
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Still not as bad as the Mike Myers version.
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To the tune of ''I Love You'': ''NO NO NO! NO NO NO! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!''
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Excuse me; that's ''Deluxe Sexy Astronaughty Costume.'' P.S. The legwarmers are sold separately?and they cost $58.95.
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You don't even want to know what happens when you feed her after midnight.
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So busy being sexy she didn't realize CSIs don't actually wear the caution tape.
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It's a Halloween costume Sharknadon't.
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This costume's cutesy, cringe-inducing name? ''Anita Sedative.''
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Because it's so hard to think of a robot who's actually supposed to be sexy. Oh, wait...
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She's just got that old-fashioned romantic feeling?where she'd do anything to bone some dude.
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Nothing hotter than an exploitative outfit celebrating an exploitative profession, am I right, ladies?
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Wheeeen the triangle's point Is right at the thighs' joint That's a travesty.
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Is that...is that a mustache stuck over her cleavage? Somebody fetch us a fire flower.
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This makes Pixar fans wannahockaloogie.
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Since when does being a ''party dude'' mean wearing thigh-high boots?
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Hey, did you know that Big Bird is supposed to be SIX YEARS OLD?
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''If one more frat boy tells me he'll double my pleasure...''
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See what happens when you launch her at Sexy Miss Piggy.
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Pretty bad. But as costumes based on American folk heroes go, not quite as weird as...
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Four hooves, four stomach compartments, and one cud — all sexy. She's also castrated!
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The website calls this gem ''Sci-Fi Furry Costume.'' We just call it WUUUOUAAA. (That's Shyriiwook for ''awful.'')
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What, no sexy burns over 98 percent of her body?
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Well, at least there's truth in advertising — the bra top and hot pants are certainly mini.
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Because every girl wants a dress that points out her ''love handles'' and ''thunder thighs.''
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Thanks, but gno.
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The wonderful thing about Tigger is he's a beloved cartoon character, not a stripper.
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At least they got the characters right; you can tell Bert's the uptight one.
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Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, Halloween costumes aren't going to get better — they're not.
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Firstly, in the original TV show, Wednesday was supposed to be 6 years old. Secondly, even as an adult, she wouldn't be caught dead in this.
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But where's her sexy diaper rash?
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''If I only had some pants! Dee dee dee deedly dee...''
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By far the least revealing costume here — but so weird we couldn't resist. What would Sam the Butcher think?