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Who wants a Doggie Butler?! We match presents inspired by past episodes to fan types who’d appreciate them most.
Posted on December 13, 2010 at 7:00pm EST
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For: People who want their houseguests greeted in style. (Naming the dog ''Barkley'' is not an option.)
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For: People who can properly pronounce the word ''cheeses.''
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For: Fans of fine coffee and children who dress like counts.
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For: Someone who can appreciate a little naked trench time.
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For: A man in need of R&R away from their crazy family — and someone who can deal with a few awkward encounters.
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For: A deserving tech nerd who believes that Steve Jobs and God have worked together to bring them Christmas joy.
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For: An outgoing person who is so full of 'tude they'd toss candycanes at pandering carolers.
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Costco gift card Costco.com
For: Someone who is big, not fancy, but is hard not to like
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For: A girl who has woken up in a frat house with a bad reputation — and can laugh about it.
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For: Someone who plans on dying a virgin.
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For: The Phil Dunphy in your life. Yes, we all have one?
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For: Babies who love Diana Ross — the RCA years.