Ruth Bader Ginsburg, a.k.a. Kate McKinnon, stopped by the Saturday Night Live Weekend Update desk to comment on Donald Trump’s win and his new ability to appoint conservative justices to the Supreme Court.
“Woo-woo-woo! I’m the queen of the house, baby! I’m never going to step down now,” she said. “You can’t get rid of me!”
Co-anchor Colin Jost stated the obvious when he told her, “Everyone expected you to retire soon. You’re 83.”
“You’re damn right, I was going to retire. Clinton was going to win. I was going to go straight to the Dominican Republic. Even though last time I was there they thought I was a Zika mosquito. But not now. I gotta stay alive and healthy.”
She then proceeded to “take her vitamins” and dumped a giant packet of Emergen-C into her mouth.
“So you have no plans to leave the Supreme Court?” Jost asked Ginsburg.
“Colin, the bench is now my porch. I’m going to sit on it all day and scream, ‘No! Get out of my yard!'”
When asked how she’s going to stay “alive and healthy,” Ginsburg said she’s eating an apple a day “to keep Ben Carson away” and that she’s hidden Horcruxes all around D.C. That and a good ol’ fashioned “Gins-burn” should keep her in the clear.
McKinnon’s Ginsburg can be seen in the clip below.