Jimmy Kimmel’s Baby Bachelorette parody series returned on Monday night, as a reminder that either kids can be just as manipulative as reality TV contestants, or that The Bachelorette cast can be as goofy as children on a play date. Maybe both.
For instance, an obsession with Captain America is something that could reasonably occur in any age group, given the cultural dominance of superheroes. But it’s Bianca the Baby Bachelorette who had to deal with it this week. She took two of her little suitors on a picnic tea party, only for one of them (Dylan) to show up in a full Cap costume and refuse to talk about anything else. Bianca gave her toy unicorn (the baby version of a rose) to Isley, the other boy on the play date.
“Sorry, Dylan,” Bianca said as she eliminated him.
“It’s okay, I’m Captain America!” Dylan shouted as he ran around in circles.
Afterward, with only four unicorns for eight boys, Bianca eliminated half the remaining contestants. Everyone seemed to take it in stride (if not quite as chill as Dylan), except for Isley, who made it clear that something was very much not okay. Until next time.
Watch the clip below.