There is the title: Sharknado 4: The 4th Awakens. And the addition of Gary Busey, David Hasselhoff, Stacey Dash, and Vince Neil to the cast. But all of that has been topped now that we have a first trailer for the fourth installment of Syfy’s Sharknado franchise, which combines sharks and tornadoes in the campiest of ways.
Debuting July 31 at 8 p.m. ET and boasting the return of Ian Ziering as Fin and Tara Reid as April, the “film” resumes the absurd action five years after the events of the also impressively titled Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!, and whisks us away to Las Vegas, where, if you will press play on the video below, you will see a Chippendales-like dancer (who, sadly, is not Ziering) fend off a flying shark with his crotch. To repeat: A shark has literally been c—blocked. Jackpot!
There is nowhere else to go from here.