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Life and Death vs. Twilight: A sexy vampire glossary

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Twilight fans were given a game-changer on Tuesday via Stephenie Meyer herself: a newly announced anniversary reimagining of the original novel, entitled Life and Death, that switches the gender of every character in the beloved novel series with the exception of two (Charlie and Renée, Bella/Beau Swan’s parents).

But in case Twi-hards couldn’t immediately hit the nearest bookstore or online retailers, have no fear — we’ve compiled a glossary of the new characters for you. Take the mental image of Twilight you already have. Now swap the following names.

  • Isabella Swan = Beaufort Swan
  • Edward Cullen = Edythe Cullen
  • Jacob Black = Jules Black
  • Billie Black = Bonnie Black
  • Carlisle Cullen = Carine Cullen
  • Esme Cullen = Earnest Cullen
  • Emmett Cullen = Eleanor Cullen
  • Alice Cullen = Archie Cullen
  • Rosalie Hale = Royal Hale
  • Jasper Hale = Jessamine Hale
  • Jessica Stanley = Jeremy Stanley
  • Mike Newton = McKayla Newton
  • Angela Weber = Allen Weber
  • Lauren Mallory = Logan Mallory
  • Harry Clearwater = Holly Clearwater
  • Laurent = Lauren
  • Victoria = Victor
  • James = Joss

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