Harriet Tubman is the latest historical figure to get the wasted textbook treatment in Drunk History.
Octavia Spencer stars as Tubman while comedian Crissle West narrates her story — after having one too many rum and cokes.
“I’ve got, like, a good 15 minutes left before the liquor takes over,” West warns Derek Waters as she launches into the story of how Tubman led “like a real stealth operation” to free 750 slaves.
“Like, I’m not even about to bulls— you; this is about to be some bulls—,” Spencer’s Tubman tells her “army full of bad bitches” before the operation. “You mother—ers have never seen no s— like this before. I got some dope ass s— planned out.”
The operation goes off without a hitch. Harriet Tubman is burning down plantations before the “racist ass white people” can even warn each other. Proud of her work, the American hero reflects, “This s— is dope as hell.”
Watch the full clip above.
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Drunk History airs Tuesdays at 10:30 p.m. ET on Comedy Central.