Louis Tomlinson’s impending dadhood crushed One Direction fans all over the world. Count Rebecca Hall as their leader.
Funny or Die released a video Friday that planted the English actress in front of a camera on the verge of tears. “Louis Tomlinson… he’s going to be a dad,” she laments. “That means he had sex with someone, and it wasn’t any of us.”
She asks the big questions — will Directioners have to call Louis, “Dad” from now on?” She also posits the future child can replace Zayn Malik, before realizing her error: “No one can replace Zayn.” (She also holds out hope that Tomlinson and Harry Styles become more than friends.)
Watch and empathize with Hall below.