If you are the one who knocks back shots of vodka while watching Walter White devolve into a meth lord, we have some news of interest: Breaking Bad can now be consumed in vodka form.
That’s correct: “Heisenberg” Blue Ice Vodka is hitting stores across the country. Handcrafted in Idaho, this officially sanctioned, limited edition of Blue Ice Vodka built around Walt’s alter ego “uses continuous column distillation, combined with a patented five-stage filtration process making it among the purest products in the marketplace today.” But is it 99.1 percent pure? That is the question.
The blue bottles come adorned with one of Walt’s signature lines: “Tread Lightly,” “Say My Name,” or “The One Who Knocks.”
Alas, reps for Diddy’s Ciroq and Dan Aykroyd’s Crystal Head Vodka did not issue a press release today that warned, “Stay out of my territory.”