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John Oliver: FIFA officials are like dirty hotel sheets

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A year ago, John Oliver compared FIFA, the governing organization for the international sport of soccer, to Walter White, saying, “FIFA is awful, but the product they push is amazing. They’re Walter White. If you get hooked on their magnificent blue meth of a sport, then you want nothing else.”

And now, one FBI investigation later, numerous FIFA officials have been indicted on accounts of soliciting $150 million in bribes and kickbacks. And much like Jon Stewart, John Oliver has more to say. 

In round two of Oliver vs. FIFA, Oliver compares the organization’s officials to the hotel sheets that they used in an attempt to conceal their identities during the arrests. As Oliver puts it, “Hotel sheets are very much like FIFA officials. They really should be clean but they’re actually unspeakably filthy and deep down, everybody knows that.”