Before FX’s spy drama (spama?) The Americans returns for its third season Wednesday, Jan. 28 at 10 p.m. ET, stars Keri Russell, Matthew Rhys, Noah Emmerich, and Annet Mahendru—as well as executive producers Joe Weisberg and Joel Fields—convened in EW‘s studio to rattle off as many plot points from the series’ first two seasons as they could in just half a minute. Spoiler alert: Their efforts, while admirable, comprise an… incomplete refresher.
You’ll find the compilation above, with the individual videos in the playlist below it.