PROBLEM: Parks and Recreation is only eight days away from returning to NBC for its seventh and final season, and while you surely have sneaked the briefest of peeks at Pawnee life in the year 2017 via this teaser, you have not yet wrapped your eyes around a full scene.
SOLUTION: Unlock your handmade chastity belt and press play on this exclusive video to preview a scene from the second episode, which airs on Jan. 13 at 8:30 p.m., right after the first one.
BACKSTORY: Sooooo…. apparently Councilman Jeremy Jamm (Jon Glaser) has gotten himself mixed up in some nasty business, and that nasty business is Ron’s ex-wife Tammy 2 (Megan Mullally). Now Ron (Nick Offerman) and Leslie (Amy Poehler) try to rescue Jamm from her nefarious clutches by “deprogramming” him. Jamm is already looking an awful lot like Tammy’s favorite terror target, so they’ll need to go in strong.
If the clip above didn’t adequately scratch your Parks itch, watch the cast describe everything that’s happened on the show in 30 seconds: