Peter Pan Live! is merely days away, but Funny or Die wants you to imagine for a second that Allison Williams did not get the title role and Jenna Maroney—sorry—Jane Krakowski did.
In the “leaked” tape, Krakowski, playing herself with a dose of her delusional 30 Rock character, auditions for the role of Peter. Her take on “I Won’t Grow Up” is decidedly sexual, she has some ill-fated flying attempts, and she decides that Peter is addicted to pixie dust. By the end she’s just auditioning for Cabaret.
Alas, Krakowski’s talents will not be on display come Thursday night, and you’ll have to settle for Williams’ take on the boy who refuses to grow up. At least Christopher Walken will be on hand doing Captain Hook by way of, well, Christopher Walken.