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Hear Bryan Cranston read profane kids' book 'You Have to F---ing Eat'

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For those of you who don’t think Heisenberg died in the Breaking Bad finale, we have good news: We’ve found him. It appears he has started a new family, only this time, his parenting skills have changed pretty drastically. Basically, after all that Nazi drama, he has no patience for children.

In all seriousness, Bryan Cranston narrating Adam Mansbach’s You Have to Fucking Eat is the best thing you’ll hear all day. After all, not many things can bring quite as much joy as listening to Cranston curse at (fictional) young children.

Listen to an explicit snippet of his narration below.

You Have to Fucking Eat is available for download now at audible.com/eat and hits shelves on Dec. 12.