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Sound Bites: Oct. 10, 2014

Memorable lines from ”Parenthood,” ”Transparent,” and more

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”Are you counting cards, Dad? Ben Affleck got in a lot of trouble for that.” —Sarah (Lauren Graham), warning Zeek (Craig T. Nelson) at the blackjack table, on Parenthood

”I was a Pip… No, not a pimp — a Pip.” —Robert (Denzel Washington), to curious co-workers about the mystery of his past, in The Equalizer

”You really want to change things? When the power of love takes over the love of power, that’s when things will change.” —Jimi Hendrix (André Benjamin) in Jimi: All Is by My Side

”You look like a f—in’ punk-rock broccoli.” —Josh (Jay Duplass), ragging on Ali’s (Gaby Hoffmann) new haircut, on Transparent

”Comfort is not everything. My toes have been numb since my quinceañera.” —Gloria (Sofia Vergara), complaining about husband Jay’s (Ed O’Neill) lack of style, on Modern Family

”I used to love Duff when I was younger, but I haven’t even had it in, like, 13 years!” —Peter, arguing with Homer Simpson over the merits of the beer, on Family Guy

”He’s, like, all fit, and I’m so scrawny, but I know what to do with that voice.” —Pharrell, trying to persuade a singer to pick his team over Adam Levine’s, on The Voice

”Another thing that I just don’t do anymore is wax. Sooo it’s 1976 down there.” —Mellie (Bellamy Young), enlightening husband Fitz (Tony Goldwyn), on Scandal

”I have to ask, Do you think awesome begins with an o?” —Holt (Andre Braugher), after Jake (Andy Samberg) defines RICO as Racketeering Investigative Cop Awesome, on Brooklyn Nine-Nine