Restaurant Bob’s Burgers, somewhere on the East Coast
Bob Belcher is not a cook. He is an artiste. His burgers of the day are as punny as they are delicious (A Leek of Their Own, anyone?). Try topping that, Jimmy Pesto’s Pizzeria!
Restaurant The Krusty Krab, Bikini Bottom
The signature Krabby Patty — grilled to mouthwatering perfection by SpongeBob — inspired such jealousy in rival restaurateur Plankton that he stopped at nothing to uncover its top secret formula.
Restaurant McBurgertown, Quahog
This fast-food joint’s hamburgers are so delectable that Peter ate 30 in one sitting. But, as revealed by the talking bovine Mr. Cow, McBurgertown’s slaughterhouse commits atrocities that would make Upton Sinclair lose his lunch.
Restaurant Cartman Burger, South Park
Cartman’s preparation technique isn’t to be relished: His secret flavor enhancer is his own gas. Yep, he puts the burgers down his pants, and voilà — the health-code violations start stacking up.
Restaurant Krusty Burger, Springfield
Hey, hey, kids! Remember when Krusty’s stapled half-eaten burgers back together and called them new? Yeah…forget the fries, you’re more likely to get a side of food poisoning with your order. A not-so-happy meal indeed!