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This Week in Kanye

The rapper rhapsodized about wife Kim Kardashian and revealed his spirit animal (a blowfish — duh) in an eminently quotable profile in ”GQ”’s August issue; we rank the arrogance, ridiculousness, and sheer Kanyeness of his proclamations, this time on a scale of one to five puffer fish

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”I’m not a shark, I’m a blowfish. People have me pinned as a shark or a predator in some way, and in no way am I that. I wouldn’t want to hurt anyone. I want to defend people.”
Rating: [2 blowfish]

”What I had to learn from Kim is how to take more of her advice and less of other people’s…. In order to win at life, you need some Kim K skills.”
Rating: [3 blowfish]

”I don’t like walking around with people thinking I’m doing uncool s—. You just might not understand it yet. But it’s cool. Family is super cool…. Just looking like a dad is super cool.”
Rating: [1 blowfish]

”What I talked about in [my wedding toast] was the idea of celebrity, and celebrities being treated like blacks were in the ’60s, having no rights.”
Rating: [5 blowfish]

”Love is infectious. God flowing through us and us being little-baby creators and s—. Like they said in Step Brothers: Never lose your dinosaur.”
Rating: [4 blowfish]

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