Spring is here and summer is fast approaching, which means it’s totally time for new romance to blossom. Or at least for you to realize that the sweet little daisy you’ve been IM’ing and emailing online is actually a wicked weed. But never fear, Catfish is here to help you. And, yes, to document it for all of America to see. MTV’s cringe-causing docuseries — in which hosts Nev Schulman and Max Joseph traverse the country to help confused young adults figure out if the love of their life truly is at the other end of that Internet connection — returns for a third season on Wednesday at 10 p.m.
In the season premiere, you’ll meet Craig, whose sister introduced him to a hottie named Zoe on Facebook. It felt like fast love at first, but then Zoe started hacking into his accounts and terrorizing his sister and friends online. But poor Craig just can’t seem to let go of her, and he wants to find out if it’s possible that she could somehow be the one for him. Things don’t appear to be headed anywhere in that direction in this clip from the episode, as Kayln explains to Craig how Zoe posted nude pictures of her. Click below to watch the clip — and remember: If you start chatting online with someone supposedly amazing, meet this individual before falling in love. Oh, and ask for eight forms of ID, just to be safe.