Listen up, rose lovers! As Juan Pablo continues to ask the women if they will accept his rose, we have a similar question for you: Will you accept
these 24 red roses and five rhinestones that we guarantee will last for at least seven days?
Okay, so maybe that’s not exactly what you were hoping to hear — and I don’t look like this — but this has to be the next best thing behind Juan Pablo giving you a rose himself, right? Or maybe it’s the third best thing, falling in line right behind Chris Harrison offering you a rose and a chance on the show. (Or just a rose. Chris is hot.)
But if you are a dedicated fan of the show (with a love of sparkles!), we’ve got some good news for you! Warner Bros. has partnered with ProFlowers to offer a Bachelor Bouquet. This way, fans can feel like they’re a part of the show’s rose ceremonies, minus the hot stud and amazing location. On the bright side, at least you don’t have to wear a tight dress. While the women on the show suffer through wearing Spanx for an hour with the hopes of getting just one rose, you can wear sweats and get 24! You’re welcome.
ProFlowers also has a sweepstakes starting today if you’re interested in winning a trip for two to the taping of this season’s “After the Final Rose” episode. Here’s an idea: If you buy the bouquet, you can save the rhinestones and use them in your hair when you go to L.A. That way, you will literally be sparkling, and Juan Pablo will have to notice you! Once you two make eye contact, he will definitely, for sure, 100 percent leave the woman he chose for you. All that we ask is that you invite us to the wedding.