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Sound Bites: December 13, 2013

Memorable lines from ”Brooklyn Nine-Nine,” ”New Girl,” and more

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“It looks like you live on the set of Murder, She Wrote.” —Diaz (Stephanie Beatriz), describing the decor of Santiago’s (Melissa Fumero) apartment, on Brooklyn Nine-Nine

“Today we are mindful of the needs of this youth… be he troubled and in need of guidance, or simply a belt to hold his loose-fitting pants up.” —Rev. Cornell Cobbs (Forest Whitaker), while saying a prayer with his visiting grandson (Jacob Latimore), in Black Nativity

“There’s 20 feet of fresh powder down there. It’ll be like landing on a pillow…hopefully.” —Kristoff (Jonathan Groff), trying to convince Anna (Kristen Bell) that they’ll be safe climbing down a cliff, in Frozen

“I’m not hunting. The only Hunt I want is Bonnie or Helen.” —Winston (Lamorne Morris), refusing to kill his Thanksgiving dinner, on New Girl

“When Khrushchev pushes the button you can have the morning off. Until then you’re still my secretary.” —Bill Masters (Michael Sheen), to nuclear safety drill leader Jane (Heléne Yorke), on Masters of Sex

“Here at the agency, we call that recruiting.” —Carrie (Claire Danes), after being told she’s “one hell of a salesperson,” on Homeland

“I don’t think grizzly bears eat Persians.” —Reza, on the eating habits of bears during a camping trip, on Shahs of Sunset

“I’m sure you’ll make…well, a mother of some sort.” —Mr. Gold (Robert Carlyle), when Regina (Lana Parrilla) asks for help adopting a baby, on Once Upon a Time

“She gets to sing with Elton. She gets to sing with RuPaul. She gets to wear crazy outfits and big hairdos. And what do I get? A free copy of her new CD.” —Miss Piggy on Lady Gaga & the Muppets’ Holiday Spectacular