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Sound Bites: November 15, 2013

Memorable lines from ”Once Upon a Time,” ”The Voice,” and more

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“Thank God for Derek J and his hot pants and heels. He whisked me right away from that beauty queen on bath salts.” —Phaedra Parks, on avoiding Kenya Moore, on The Real Housewives of Atlanta

“You have a nice girl waiting for you back in Storybrooke. Belle, is it? Stop this foolishness and go back to her. Make a new start…. She looks fertile, maybe a new child?” —Pan (Robbie Kay), encouraging Rumplestiltskin (Robert Carlyle) to give up the search for his son, on Once Upon a Time

“Me and YouTube have had, like, a love and hate relationship for a long time, so I’m here to, like, make up with them. Not make out with them, but make up with them.” —M.I.A., arriving at the inaugural YouTube Music Awards

“Wow, that Joffrey’s a dick.” —Dean (Jensen Ackles), after binge-watching season 1 of Game of Thrones, on Supernatural

“@JennyMcCarthy don’t have a shxt list. If I did you’d never be on it. Wishing you only good fortune, love and light and watching @theview” —Oprah Winfrey, responding to Jenny McCarthy’s fear that the media mogul was angry with her for backing out of a production deal

“I don’t want to do this show. Can Shakira come back, please? This is hard.” —Christina Aguilera, trying to decide between two of her team’s singers during the Knockout Rounds, on The Voice

“That’s like a middle finger to my libido.” —Kenny Powers (Danny McBride), having a man-to-man chat with his young son, Toby (Steele Gagnon), on Eastbound & Down

“I was doing her a favor — in the Philippines, she’s a doctor.” —Diane (Marcia Gay Harden), justifying why she had her housekeeper deported, on Trophy Wife

“You should probably put on some pants.” —Mary (Rachel McAdams), informing Tim (Domhnall Gleeson) that he’s about to meet her parents, in About Time