If you’re planning to dress up as Miley Cyrus for Halloween, well, first of all, congratulations on being one of the bravest people we’ve ever met. You do realize that you’re going to have to be half-naked (at least), right? Teddy bear backpacks won’t cut it anymore.
But regardless, there is one thing you are allowed to wear for your costume: a foam finger. More specifically, the red-nailed foam finger Miley Cyrus used to scar viewers at this years VMAs. Luckily for you, it’s now available for purchase at Amazon for $14.99.
However, don’t think that one foam finger makes a costume. Other than stripping down, working on your twerking skills, and constantly sticking your tongue out, there’s one other thing you need to complete your costume: Robin Thicke, obviously. And although we realize that you can’t actually get Thicke, we have something that might help you create the illusion. Grab a man, throw some sunglasses on him, and make him wear this.
You’re welcome. Now go have a fun Halloween, you crazy kids!