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Sound Bites: August 2, 2013

Memorable lines from ”Dexter,” ”Orange Is the New Black,” and more

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”They kept saying, ‘It’s sushi-grade!’ And I’m like… ‘Put some soy sauce on this. Get me some rice. And cook it. And then get me out of here.”’ —Jennifer Lawrence, on having to eat a raw fish in Catching Fire

”Sometimes when you get haunted, it’s like stepping on gum. It sticks with you.” —Ed Warren (Patrick Wilson), telling a family that moving out of their house won’t do any good, in The Conjuring

”Hi. How are you?” —Harrison Ford at Comic-Con, answering a fan’s question about what Han Solo and Indiana Jones would say to each other if they met

”Said her name was Georgia Rose/And her daddy was a dentist/Said I had a dirty mouth/But she kissed me like she meant it.” —One Direction, ”Best Song Ever”

”Two VMA nominations!! If you vote and get us one, I promise to keep a firmer grip on the mic this time ;)” —Taylor Swift, tweeting about her MTV VMA nominations

”I’ve never been this happy to get back a positive test.” —Det. Joey Quinn (Desmond Harrington), on passing his sergeant’s exam, on Dexter

”The good news is we got a 4 star review. The bad news its from all the reviews combined.” —David Spade, tweeting about the reviews for Grown Ups 2

”Yesterday, Beyoncé was spotted shopping in a Target. There was an awkward moment at the cash register when Beyoncé was rung up by the other members of Destiny’s Child.” —Conan O’Brien on Conan

”Chad and I have our yoga workshop, then wine-tasting class, and then we have to have really quiet sex every night at nine.” —Poussey (Samira Wiley), mocking ”white people” conversations, on Orange Is the New Black