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Sound Bites: July 26, 2013

Memorable lines from ”True Blood,” ”Orange Is the New Black,” and more

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”When a woman comes to you in black lingerie, you unwrap her.” —Sarah Newlin (Anna Camp), trying to seduce Governor Burrell (Arliss Howard), on True Blood

”Gotta sleep but instead/Karaoke on the bed/Taking duckface selfies right and left.” —Normani Hamilton and her Fifth Harmony bandmates on ”Me and My Girls”

”You drink to forget the past. I drink to remember it.” —Emil Kovac (John Travolta) to Benjamin Ford (Robert De Niro), while sharing shots of Jägermeister, in Killing Season

”My heart is simply not in doing a covers album.” —Adam Lambert, in a letter about his break with record label RCA

”Oh no, that means I only have — what? — six hours to get camera-ready. That only allows me two times to hate what I’ve done and start all over.” —Victoria (Wendie Malick), anticipating a press opportunity, on Hot in Cleveland

”Don’t judge Justin Bieber until you’ve walked a few feet in his designer shoes through a nightclub’s kitchen to piss in a mop bucket.” —Damien Fahey on Twitter

”Promise you’re not watching Mad Men without me.” —Piper (Taylor Schilling), pleading with fiancé Larry (Jason Biggs) from prison, on Orange Is the New Black

”She’s not so much book smart as she is…magazine smart.” —Joe (Joseph Lawrence), about his not-so-bright girlfriend, on Melissa & Joey

”He looks like Nicki Minaj trying to shake her butt implants back into place.” —Kurt (Chris Rock), about his toddler son, who is dancing with a full diaper, in Grown Ups 2

”I took it from my favorite historical figure and second-favorite Szechuan restaurant in Brooklyn.” —Hannibal Chau (Ron Perlman), telling Dr. Newton Geiszler (Charlie Day) the backstory of his adopted name, in Pacific Rim

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